Archive for June, 2007

I’m sitting at home, having just woken up from a 2(?) hour nap, waking up from pain again. Boy Blunder had called while I was out cold. (I DO like that about my sleeping; nothing can wake me.) I wake up a little, call him...

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I don’t think I’ve ever publicly shared this story, but enough time has passed now that I think it’s acceptable. There was a time when I was heavily into match.com. Along came a girl. The way things typically went with me on match: someone would...

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A trip to the ER yielded a doctor looking at me and telling me that certainly I made a good candidate for general anesthesia. But that, because of the scar tissue, he wouldn’t know where to begin to cut and may end up with a...

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Today marks day three of intense, searing pain. I believe that tomorrow, should I fail to feel any better, I will be somehow transporting myself to the ER. Prince was soooooo wrong: This is what it feels like when doves cry.

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It’s my birthday! Happy birthday to me. Is it a sad commentary that for my birthday, a family member sent me a pack of 1 cent stamps with the attached note “2 per envelope”? I feel retarded.

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“No-one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.” -Gilbert Lowell

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I love being here. When I’m in the water, surfboard beneath me, hills of ocean rolling by, waiting for and catching that one perfect wave, I’m completely in the here and now.

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