64.3 degrees Farenheit. Partly Cloudy.

I’d give the five-day forecast for Heber, AZ, only I’m simply passing through. Resting at the current moment.

A point: those of you who drive on Hwy260 between Payson, AZ and Heber, AZ…. like the residents of Louisiana, I encourage all of you to retake your driving tests. I’d write your plates down as you pass, but they’re out of sight before I can see them. Losers.

Here’s a tip, though. If you can’t get over a full lane to pass me when there is NO emergency lane for me to go into, DON’T PASS!!!! Also, don’t honk your horn because you’re not getting to your destination fast enough. You want to switch places? Bitches. All of you.

Arizona, your mountains in this region are beautiful. Your towns are quaint. Your driving sucks.

I’ve been listening to my iPod this morning. Before you think it’s dangerous, it’s not. I hear everything I heard before. Which is the wind coming through the edges of my faceplate, the sound of the weedeater beneath me, and the myriad of cars as they pass me.

Today is a beautiful day. But it is cold. And the final ascent out of the mountains (which I think I’ve gone through now) went on forever. At 15mph.