Archive for August, 2009

  • 0731

    Captain’s log, Sunday night.

    I. “You look like the Godfather.” “I need a ring.” I wonder then if that’s the right stereotype I’m injecting. Doesn’t matter. We laugh. A good time was had by all with my court jester by my side. That’s definitely the wrong injection. King in...

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  • 0993

    That was sexy

    Player var s1 = new SWFObject('/scripts/jwplayer/player.swf','mpl','500','375','9'); s1.addParam('allowfullscreen','true'); s1.addParam('allowscriptaccess','always'); s1.addParam('wmode','opaque'); s1.addVariable('file','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-squirrel_love.flv'); s1.addVariable('image','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-squirrel_love.jpg'); s1.write('psbs-sl'); South Beach Social Episode III: Squirrel Love I’m thinking I should’ve cued up some Barry White for this.

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  • Traffic

    Static stuff and whatnot

    I’ve been seeing some unusual traffic patterns lately here. Up, down, up, down. I know why it’s happening. And it’s logical. But usually, my stats run fairly steady without so much of the jumping around. Adding onto this pile of statistical weirdness: by the end...

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  • whenisit

    When is it? The third?

    Player var s1 = new SWFObject('/scripts/jwplayer/player.swf','mpl','500','375','9'); s1.addParam('allowfullscreen','true'); s1.addParam('allowscriptaccess','always'); s1.addParam('wmode','opaque'); s1.addVariable('file','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-skittish.flv'); s1.addVariable('image','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-skittish.jpg'); s1.write('psbs-skittish'); South Beach Social Episode II: Skittish

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  • mellowingout

    Mellowing out on a Sunday afternoon

    Player var s1 = new SWFObject('/scripts/jwplayer/player.swf','mpl','500','400','9'); s1.addParam('allowfullscreen','true'); s1.addParam('allowscriptaccess','always'); s1.addParam('wmode','opaque'); s1.addVariable('file','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-waiting_in_vain.flv'); s1.addVariable('image','http://www.ipanemic.com/video/sbs-waiting_in_vain.jpg'); s1.write('pwiv'); South Beach Social Episode I: Waiting in Vain

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  • #895

    Free your breasts, free your mind

    I was all excited when I woke up yesterday, feeling like it was Christmas morning. It was National Go Topless Day, sponsored by GoTopless.org. At 3pm, women would march topless down Lincoln Road, from Washington to Alton and then had back to the park at...

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  • testpattern

    I am Not Safe For Work

    In two weeks, I’m launching a new site. It is a project I’ve been working on for almost two years now. It is an exploration in erotica; my exploration in erotica. As some of you know, I kind of work in the adult industry. I’ve...

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  • Tunnel #416

    Black briefcases

    As I was moving furniture around tonight, trying to set up my workspace to be a little more ergonomic, I noticed that my roommate, Mayday, and I have more black briefcases between us than two men should own in their lifetimes. I wonder about his...

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  • 065915

    Rainy days…

    I killed the LCD screen on my laptop last night. Fell asleep and in the midst of turning, I knocked it off of the couch. (I sleep with my laptop at my head, usually; it’s like my security blanket.) Woke up in the middle of...

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  • Guitar on the beach, no. 278

    6:41pm

    5:48pm, rush off the phone. “Dude, I’ve gotta be there before they close.” I’ll make it, he assures me. I wonder if Mayday, sitting in the cubbyhole corner between the living room and the bathroom, computer monitor glazing his face, is playing solitaire or checking...

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