It’s freezing today so I naturally decided to try and stay warm. Normally, that wouldn’t be a problem. I live in South Florida and I have a pullover. And that’s pretty much all I need.

But then I remembered as the first brisk wind blew across me this morning that some girl has my pullover. Doh. (No rush. Stay warm! )

So I’ve been doing the best I can with my live-on-the-beach-wear. You know. Shorts. Flip-flops. T-shirt. It started simply enough with me throwing a polo type shirt over a tee this morning, but as the day turned into night, my layers of clothing progressed into a color-coordinated ensemble of sleepwear, casual day wear, and dinner wear. All in one. With a little German sock/flip-flop action going on.

I have to say, I look pretty snappy. In fact, I look so snappy that when I added the final layer and Ginger saw it, she immediately grabbed her camera to capture this masterpiece. She took a lot of pictures. That let me know right there how good I looked.

A few minutes later, I saw my friend Jack and then HE wanted to take a picture as well. But then he laughed. And then I remembered that Jack’s pretty much a wiener. So maybe I don’t actually look good.

I don’t care. Losers. At least I’m warm.