So Merry Christmas, to those among you who celebrate the holiday. I celebrate the giving and receiving of gifts, mostly. Not really celebrate so much as spaz out when I wake up on Christmas morning. Though I don’t really spaz out so much anymore as just wake up and say to myself, “YESSSSSS! Christmas! Time to open some presents!”

I’ll be honest: That really wasn’t the Christmas image that I wanted to use as my Christmas greeting.

Around this time of year, the sexy holiday photos start showing up everywhere and almost always I cringe. Scantily-clad women in red furry lingerie with a “I’ve been naughty this year” look. It’s been done to death and they don’t strike me. Though the sexy sentiment is nice, I suppose. But I did have an idea that I was really okay with: a scantily- or not-at-all-clad woman enjoying a donut with Christmas sprinkles!!! Seemed like a pretty awesome idea to me. Nothing says Christmas more than sexy donut photos!

In the past week, I had two shoots with two different models. I was going to shoot the donut series with the first model, Jess, but unfortunately, we ran out of time. Same thing happened with Katie in the second shoot.

Frownie face goes here.

In lieu of sexy donut photos, here’s a non-sexy photo of a donut. Merry Christmas!!!!

Jess, the model from the first shoot, actually took one of the photos of her and altered it to use as her Christmas Card. And it’s kind of cute. So here’s that. I wanted to go more sexy, though, with it. Something like this. Only with a donut. That would’ve totally said, “Hello. I’m sexy Christmas and I’m eating a donut!”

Maybe next year.