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How to create cool Facebook Timelines
Want to create a unique Facebook Timeline header? Here is a quick guide with a downloadable template for you to use.
The Basics of the Facebook Timeline header:
You should already know this, but there are only two images you need to replace: your timeline cover image and your profile image. (If you are already lost, no offense intended, but stop now. Here are some neat videos of funny cats on youtube to fill in your next five minutes of non-productivity.)
The timeline cover image is 851W X 315H. (Possibly 850, but the one pixel is, for the most part, irrelevant.)
The profile image is 125W X 125H.
The smallest size Facebook allows for uploads is 180px, so I’ve created two nifty Photoshop PSD templates (adapted from hongkiat.com’s template) so that you can craft your own unique Timeline header.
The first PSD is larger than Timeline’s actual size. This will be the most useful as the Profile Photo layer is already set to the miminum size for upload, 180px. So…
1) Open the template, and craft your image over the template layers,
2) Save off the profile photo layer, cropped to the 180px dimensions as a jpg.
3) Upload the saved profile image.
4) Shrink the remaining PSD (with profile photo layer AND profile photo surrounding box hidden) to 850px W.
5) Trim to top and bottom borders, and save as a jpg.
6) Upload.
Voila.
Alternately, you can use the regular size template which has the actual dimensions as mentioned above. The trick here is that the profile photo layer is already 125px. So you’ll need to resize it up to 180px to upload it which might reduce quality based on the image. Download the regular size template here.
And yes. It’s a little bit unusual for me to post a how-to guide of any sort, but I’ve been seeing this all over the place lately and just thought it was such a great way for people to express their creativity on Facebook. Too, no site I found was getting to the meat and potatoes quickly enough for me. Hence, this quick guide. Anyway, it seems like people with group and/or fan pages (do they still have those? I get so confused) on Facebook should be hopping all over this. What a great way to make your business/entity stand out. (I really do hope that Facebook will soon incorporate MySpace type of sparkles and snowflakes and burning flames and animated gifs of ALL sorts! Because that would really permit me to express myself. THAT’S what it’s really missing!)
Here is my first little Timeline creation. I’m not overly happy with it, to be honest, but it least it kind of expresses what it is that I do. OCD will compel me to make a better one, but the sad fact is that I don’t pose for photos so I had very little to choose from tonight while I was putting this together. I suppose if I want to create something a little more masterful, I’ll have to put some effort into it.
HOT!!!!






Departing
the morning after
So I’m right in the middle of editing this film I’m putting together which I’ve titled the morning after. There are only two characters within the film, there is no dialogue, and I very much like that.
I’ve edited the film in such a way to leave the story open entirely for interpretation by the viewer. The viewer can create whatever story in their mind they wish. I think that’s awesome. Granted, at it’s core, it’s a porn flick so you pretty much know where it’s going…
(Joe PornFan watching along…)
“Wait, what’s going on here?
Why is she doing that?
Oh hey, there it is, then… Yep. Porn.
But wow. Very, very nicely done!”
I’m pleased with it, though. It’s heavily coated in my special brand of erotica so it’s sufficiently tantalizing. I think it’s well shot and edited. Except for the really porny parts. For future shoots, I really want to shoot and edit those parts in a more erotic light while still being able to give the viewer what they came for. Or what they will be coming for. (Oh, yes I did!) Straight up porn is just so clinical.
So I have some goals in shooting all of this.
- I would obviously like to be successful at it. I think I have some expertise in this area, or at least some skill, though I’m nowhere NEAR having the amount of skill or expertise I’d like to have.
- I’d really like to change people’s perceptions of pornography and erotica. Hopefully, I can blur the lines between the two. Or at least muddle them a little bit. I want to change the way people think or at least get them to think. And through this, hopefully make the world a little bit better.
- Well, it’s really a lot to go into, some of it tied into my leaving here.
In any event, here is a link to a short excerpt from the film. Needless to say, it is most certainly not safe for work. I am about two thirds of the way through editing and should be done this week but it will likely not be available in full for another month. I’m pretty pleased so far.
A preview of things to come
Model photography and whatnot
So as you’ve probably surmised, I no longer shoot street photography. There are a number of reasons why I’m not. One is a lack of time. Another is a lack of interest. I really don’t see myself spending hours on end sitting around photographing people on Lincoln Road or walking around the usual spots, though I may go out on occasion. I do, however, have an interest in shooting themed concepts. And I’ve had a few nifty ideas here and there, but I’ve not taken any time to pursue those projects.
The photography that I am focused on (and will continue to focus on more heavily) is model photography and erotica. In November, I shot Nella. And a couple of weeks ago, right before Christmas, I shot Jess and Katie. In case some of you that visit have some anticipation about when I’m going to finish these sets, I’ll give you my list of priorities: Nella’s photography and videos will be in very limited release, meaning that I’m not going to publish a large portion of her photographs (and likely no more video), until the release of Oculus. At that time, the film and related photography will all be available at once. Same with other models I shoot for Oculus and other related footage. Kind of like bonus material.
As for Jess and Katie, both of them (as is the case with every model I shoot), I shot for very different reasons. They have somewhat equal priority for me in terms of completion, though it is highly likely that I will finish Jess’ photos first.
In fact, I only have three more sets of photos of Jess to work through, having just finished the Creamy White set (minus the forthcoming video). Oh yeah, there will be at LEAST three more videos of Jess coming, possibly five. It depends on what I want to do.
As for Katie, I’ll be putting her videos together before I ever finish the photos.
And Nella? I WILL release new photos of her from time to time (like now), but like I said, most of it will be much later.
So there you have it. Model photography. That is my focus. Street photography, no. Also, as I mentioned a while back (before things got funkily funky), I’ll eventually be leaving ipanemic. Now that I’m moving away, I’m trying to sort out components in my life and get everything in it’s proper place before I leave. My intention with this site is to keep it alive, but I won’t be feeding it anything new. Rather it will serve as sort of an archival point for my street photography and older works. The blog, I will be taking down in all likelihood, as I won’t be writing here any longer as I begin to make some adjustments in my life.
Four people I want to meet.
If you’ve been following along, then you most likely know that I drive a scooter around for my day job, delivering sandwiches and whatnot. To start 2012 off properly, I’ve decided to set aside some one-on-one time in my calendar to meet with some of you who I see out and about. If you are one of the four people listed below, please contact me so that we can schedule an appointment.
1) When you’re waiting at a stoplight about five to six cars back, do you lay into your horn the millisecond the light changes? You do? Great, glad to have found you! Please come see me at once so I can punch you in the throat. You idiot.
2) If you like to ride your bicycle on busy or narrow sidewalks, I very much want to meet you. You know, it’s funny: you NEVER see bike lanes on sidewalks, do you? Let’s meet on Thursday so that I can punch you in the throat. Please ride your bicycle blindfolded in the wrong lane of traffic on the way over.
3) Am I right in front of you on my scooter? Is there a car in front of me that you believe is holding up traffic? Did you put all of your weight for as long as possible into the horn so you could get that person out of your way? You’ll have to see me next week, I’m booked solid punching other people in the throat.
4) Is that a motorcycle you’re driving? No? Then it must be a scooter! No wait, that’s not a scooter, either. Why, I know what that is! You’re driving a car! Yet you’ve taken all four of the motorcycle parking spots because you were thoughtless and a douche. I can fit you in today.
If you happen to be a personal friend of mine and you are guilty of any of these things, please don’t tell me. I will lose sooooo much respect for you. Just very inconsiderate of others.. I like to think that my friends are better than this, though. I hope. Like I said, don’t tell me.
Camera phone photo of one of the catchier advertisements posted outside of the restaurant. Jewelry designer. Recommend visiting, though not safe for work: Sophia Morte




